WHY NOT YOU FOOL
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Mmm-mmm. Know why? 'cause
they're tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone. Not everyone. (grunting) | ...
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I'm not an octopus, you fool!
Why would I eat myself?! | I'm not an octopus, you fool!
Why would I eat myself?!
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Why are you taking your violin? - Because I'm not coming back.
- Don't be a fool. | Why are you taking your violin? - Because I'm not coming back.
- Don't be a fool.
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Nay, but regard him well
- Well, why, I do so Nay, but you look not well upon him, for whosoever you take him to be, he is Ajax I know that, fool Ay, but that fool knows not himself Therefore I beat t...
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Someone thought I was beautiful. Someone, just once,
took me seriously as a woman. And now he's found out,
I'm just a grade school child. And he's gonna feel like a fool.
And I feel like a fool. - Wel...
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Problem? What is this? Why can't I... Because you're not
conscious yet. Not conscious? I'm not a fool. I know
how strong you are, and I have to
make sure that you are
thoroughly broken in before you'r...
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No, don't kill me! Not before I find out who Holiday is! Why do you care? Oh, you adorable fool. Don't you know by now? I'm just like you! We both love a good puzzle. | No, don't kill me! Not before I...
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- Three months.
- Three years. Three decades. Why did you take the boat?
Why not the plane? Four wasted days. I wanted to give you time
to read my letter and decide. Decide what? Whether you wanted to...
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Linus:
You know, Charlie Brown, if you like her so much, why not just walk up to her and introduce yourself?
Charlie Brown:
After the complete fool I made out of myself last night? Yeah, and why don'...
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You all right? I've got a jumper. -So chivalrous.
-Heh. Well, actually,
there's Nutella on it, so not exactly. Great. [owl hoots] Why are your arms so freakishly long? They're not. -Just roll up your ...
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but he is my best friend. Then take him home. A tavern wench can't give orders
to the son of a Falcon. The son of a cheese-maker!
Take him home! Good night physician. Your friend is the fool, not you . Why does no one ever answer me
when I ask "why"? Come on, let's go.
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Martin Brody:
Was it the fourth or fifth night at the Jersey Shore?
Ellen Brody:
It was the fourth. I thought you wouldn't respect me.
Martin Brody:
I did. I did. Why don't we get out of here.
Elle...
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Serves you right, you dogs! Fool! Why did you leave your post? Just look at this! Don't scold me, man.
My post is fine. There's nothing heroic
about selfishly grabbing for glory. Listen to me:
War is ...
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I bet you feel real proud of yourself Kind of proud, sure You're not satisfied to steal our money You have to make jackasses out of us Why'd you send them out of there
on those fool errands? Why? What...
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"Why not wait
darkness and kidnap captain? " "He's a good shooter." The captain? You the subject
more fool I have ever seen. "To me no one play
door out. Twice". Hey Jed, maybe he'll invite you
for tu...
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And that's why I think, ultimately, orthodontics,
including the Mew phenomenon, is destined to die. You can fool some
of the people all of the time, but you're not going to succeed,
because people see...
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Stubborn fool.
Why didn't you listen? You could've left
when you had the chance. I didn't know then
what I do now, Eliza. Don't call me that. Mrs. Graves,
you have to understand, you are
in danger her...
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I understand if you
don't want to have anything to do with this, but I'd like you there. But it's up to you. George is pretty frightened. So am I. Fool not to be. Still, it's up to you. I mean, he's s...
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I'll keep eating it, if you prefer. All right, so not poisoned. But I'm no fool. You want something from me. Are witches so used to deceit,
they can't accept good manners? Manners? Oh, you talk of man...
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Michelle Latour:
Tell me about your father.
Paul Harrison:
I don't want to talk about him.
Michelle Latour:
Why not?
Paul Harrison:
Oh, he's such a silly bastard.
Michelle Latour:
What does that m...
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He's going around to the back. Well, you know what to do.
Sure I know what to do. Not that you fool. Why did he come back?
Why does he want to search the house? He's looking for clues. Clues, huh? He ...
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Why is he still a John Doe? Why wasn't he ever ID'd
from the eye-scan? On account of those are not his eyes. He had them swapped out
to fool the scanners. You can get it done on the street
for a few t...
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You are the King's Handand the king is a fool - your friend, I know, but a fool -and doomed unless you save him. | You are the King's Hand and the king is a fool your friend I know but a fool and...
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Why do you look at me like that? Hans! I needed food, so I took it. Professor, tell your man to calm himself. I'm not in the mood to engage in a dispute
about a slaughtered duck. Professor, stop him! ...
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- Why did you let her go?
- It's not her I want, you fool, it's him. That man, with his English superiority... seems to be mocking at our
greater German world power. And I've got to get him, got to. Y...
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Why do you have to pick now
to do good deeds? You're feeling guilty because you
kicked in the ferryman's boat, so you're committing suicide. You're not only a fool,
you can't keep a promise. What prom...
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Lisa:
I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday, but I'm really not into it.
Claudette:
Oh? Why not?
Lisa:
'Cause I'm in love with Mark, not Johnny. And here I am planning his party.
Claudette...
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- Oh, what a fool! Look what I've done!
- Here, darling, take this. No, no, I'll ask the lady
in the cloak-room. I won't be a moment. Why don't you
dance with Susanne in the meantime? Are you going to...
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Ebenezer Scrooge:
That's all very well for you, but as for me, I hate life!
Ghost of Christmas Present:
Nonsense, man! Why?
Ebenezer Scrooge:
Because life hates me, that's why!
Ghost of Christmas P...
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- You come up West a lot, do you?
- Not very often. I thought I hadn't seen you
in that place before. - You sure this is okay?
- Yeah, don't worry. Through the alley and just around the corner
and we'...
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Wipe's complete. You don't think any of that
had an impact on her core code? Not good old Dolores. You know why she's special? She's been repaired so many
times, she's practically brand-new. Don't let...
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North or South,they sing no songs for spiders. | North or South they sing no songs for spiders But there are things you must know You are the King's Hand and the king is a fool your friend I know but...
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{\an8}[Olrox] You couldn't have saved them. {\an8}I don't only pick the fights I can win. {\an8}- Then you're a fool.
- No. {\an8}I'm just not an animal. {\an8}Why don't you go back to where you belon...
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Still doesn't explain
why you didn't follow orders. I may be a soulless bastard,
Detective, but I'm no fool. Wo Fat is making one last deal, and then he's going
to disappear. He's not going to do that...
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Fiske:
It's a good trick, and it'll work.
Leah Fuller:
On who?
Fiske:
On me because I'm stayin' with you.
Leah Fuller:
Why?
Fiske:
[Chuckles]
Because I'm a fool.
Leah Fuller:
Not to me.
Fiske:
[...
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No!
(knife stabs) Well, why'd he stab him? I mean, it's not like
he put up a fight. And why does he pick
the biggest guy at the station? You think that guy in the back
would be an easier target. Rewin...
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Sonic:AH! THIS PATROL BOATSHOULD GET ME OUT TO MANICAND SONIA IN A HURRY! THAT WATER SURE LOOKS DEEP. Sonic:MOBY DEEP. Sleet: AH! THERE IT IS... A SITTING DUCK. Dingo: WHY ARE WEGONNA SINK A DUCK?...
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I feel pretty much of a fool
over the fuss I kicked up beforehand. Why did Jane ask me to lay off for the party?
They all asked about the series. It was fine. Not one lifted eyebrow in the bunch. - He...
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Laura Califatti:
[to Rod]
It is because you don't love me. Only a fool could believe it. Only a fool or someone who didn't care. Why have no jealousy for the one you love? He is my lover!
Carlo Cofie...
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Abinadab:
Why must we be tormented by that giant? How many days now has he said the same thing?
Eliab:
Twenty days... and counting.
Soldier:
This giant keeps defying God and he won't quit. Is there ...
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ROBERT! HELLO, SELMA.
HOW ARE YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? OH, WHY DO YOU DO
THESE THINGS? I'VE BEEN
GOING CRAZY. THERE, THERE, DARLING. NO, NO.
I WON'T THIS TIME. I WON'T FORGIVE YOU.
YOU'RE NOT GOING T...
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[Cliff] Ugh. Told you not to look. What happened to Miranda? She threw herself in the Well. What's the Well? "What's the Well?" Only the last place
in the Underground
Jane should go. Which is why
we h...
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Why have you returned
against my orders? Because of Ali Baba. He bids you have courage.
He will come. No, he must not try to save me.
They'd kill him. The Mongols would welcome an attack. Ali Baba is ...
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Jerry:
If I were free, there would be only one thing I'd want to do - prove you're not immune to happiness. Would you want me to prove it, Charlotte? Tell me you would. Then I'll go. Why, darling, you...
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Lancaster Dodd:
Why aren't you with her?
Freddie Quell:
I'm an idiot.
Lancaster Dodd:
Why aren't you with the lovely girl?
Freddie Quell:
I got no reason. I'm a fool.
Lancaster Dodd:
Do you love D...
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Pay him
- How dare you, sir? The Spanish are our allies, sir.
We do not loot comrades-in-arms. Don't lecture me on allies, sir! We're on our way
to meet a high-ranking Spanish colonel. That's what I c...
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Phil Green:
I've been saying I'm Jewish, and it works.
Dave Goldman:
Why, you crazy fool! It's working?
Phil Green:
It works too well. I've been having my nose rubbed in it, and I don't like the sme...
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Sure, you don't know what to say. Your problem is you don't know
what you want from life. That's what's wrong with you.
Adults make decisions, understand? Not you , you pretend you're sick
then go out with your buddies. Get your head straight for once. Ask yourself if you're into men
or women! Hey, are you listening to me?
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Francie Lawrence aka Gidget:
Practically any fool could have seen, the whole summer long, the one I'm gone on. Kahuna, of course.
Moondoggie:
Kahuna?
Francie Lawrence aka Gidget:
Well, who else?
Mo...
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- Simon's gonna be taking care of you?
- Oh, of course he will. I know he plays the fool sometimes,
but he'd never let me down. Well, you've made a lot of progress
in a short amount of time, and I can...
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Doc Holliday just got off
the stagecoach. Do you want me and some of
the boys to come along with ya? Why do you ask that? Well, I certainly wouldn't want
to fool around with him alone. I don't blame y...
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I don't want this! Come on, honey, let's go home. Not till I finish with that scum!
That filthy... Where did he go? Jim, don't be a fool! Take your hands off me! Jim, what's got in to you?
I've never ...
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Antonio:
Why did you go out of your way to make me look ridiculous? All that idiotic talk of love and beauty. You made my heart beat. You made me dream like a fool and talk like one.
Christina:
I tho...
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Jeff Dunham:
[Walter is complaining about suicide bombers]
You know, Walter, those guys actually believe that if they martyred themselves like that, there'll be 72 virgins waiting for 'em in paradise....
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Lieutenant George Acres:
You know, Monty, what we really want is something absolutely simple, the simpler the better.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
Good boy, George, you're absolutely right.
Li...
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And your mother thought
you'd be president. Why, they'd never even
let you be vice president. Do you hear? Not even vice president. Don't worry, Joan.
I'll take care of everything in the house. What d...
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[Calvin] I'll be. D'Artagnan! Now, boy, why do a
fool thing like run off? I can't fight no more, Monsieur Candie. [Calvin] Yes, you can. You might not be able to win,
but your ass can fight. Mr. Stone...
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Holly: Will you tell me something? This woman Ayesha, why do you all do her bidding without question?
Billali: It has always been so.
Holly: Yes, but why? She's only a woman and alone. You are men and...
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Now, isn't that nicer? My age means nothing to you, does it? You don't think that 50
is so conclusive, do you? No, of course not, why should you? What's so dreadful, really,
about a few gray hairs? We...
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus:
WHY WE IN A FALLING TANK?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock:
BECAUSE THE PLANE EXPLODED?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus:
What plane? what, when?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock:
Recentl...
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[Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]
Marwood:
I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
Withnail:
Why not? Why not?
Marwood:
Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drin...
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Lisa:
Ya'll must think I'm stupid like one of those Thelma & Louise bitches!
Mike:
Nah, Nah----
Lisa:
Car broke down?! Tell that fool he could at least faced me like a man!
Mike:
But, But--
Lisa:
...
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[Angie, a young woman approaches Rocky at the bar]
Angie:
Yo! Yo, is that you? Is that really you?
Rocky Balboa:
How you doin'?
Marie:
[to Angie]
I think he wants to drink alone.
Angie:
[turning "...
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Col. Feroud:
Why don't you do both? Take the money and kill me too.
Emir Hassan:
You want to die? Why do you want to die?
Col. Feroud:
I only want to arrange a truce. Cease fire for 24 hours, so tha...
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Pontious Pilate:
Where are you from, Jesus? What do you want, Jesus? Tell me. You've got to be careful. You could be dead soon, could well be. Why do you not speak when I hold your life in my hands? H...
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Wait a minute. Only one man
in this town settles his accounts by fire. You see this rope? I was supposed to catch me
a horse with this rope‒ a horse I never seen since. Maybe I got
a better use for it...
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Tylette: I know we've never been friends, but now we've got to work together. We can't allow the children to go through with this.
Tylo: Why not? Why can't we?
Tylette: Don't you see? We're free now! ...
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Put your hands up. What's going on here?
You, too. Who are you?
The law. Anybody else inside that house,
come out with your hands up or I'll shoot this coney
for every dime it's got. Maybe not. Mind t...
